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Show off your inner slav: brand the last image posted, or an avatar, in traditional adidas fashion.

Ah shit, here we go again. Uses the last image posted, or an avatar.

I love this album more than I love myself. Uses the last image posted, or an avatar.

An alignment chart of up to 9 people: random members, mentions, or recent images (image).

Kowalski, analysis. Uses the last image posted, or an avatar.

A random anime boy from /r/animeboys. The weebs made me do it.

A random anime girl from /r/animegirls. The weebs made me do this.

A random dabbing anime girl from /r/animegirlsdabbing. This is even worse.

The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Random members, mentions, or recent images (image).

Translate an image for (and from) the Upside Down people. Uses the last image posted, or an avatar.

Show a profile picture full size, with links to download it in any format.

Dame da ne... dame yo... dame na no yo. Uses the last image posted, or an avatar.

Patrick Bateman holds up the last image posted, or an avatar.

Biden's "I'm sick / And if you agree, pitch in here" tweet, with your line in the gap.

A custom emoji from any server, blown up to full size.

A random blessed image from /r/Blessed_Images.

Eye-opening effect on the last image posted, or an avatar.

Blur the last image posted, or an avatar.

Bonk. Send someone to horny jail: their avatar takes the bat.

Put the last image posted, or an avatar, in the Bro-ba Fett comic.

Caption the last image posted with your text.

Change My Mind. Your text on the sign, plus an optional picture on the mug after a |.

American Chopper argument. Up to 5 lines, one per box, separated by |.

So you have chosen... death. Uses the last image posted, or an avatar.

Choose your class. Up to 6 people: random members, mentions, or recent images (image).

Classic weeb shit. Takes text only.

Breaking News! A CNN breaking-news banner on the last image posted: headline|ticker.

The last 4 images posted, in one 4-panel image.

Crop pixels off one edge (top, bottom, left or right) of the last image posted, or an avatar.

A random cursed image from /r/Cursed_Images.

Slap a dab on the last image posted, or an avatar.

A random dank meme.

Stamp Dante on the last image posted, or an avatar.

Death knocks for up to 4 people: random members, mentions, or recent images (image).

Deep-fry the last image posted, or an avatar.

Put the last image posted, or an avatar, in the desire template.

Drape the Despacito cover over the last image posted, or an avatar.

Stamp a crusader on the last image posted, or an avatar.

Will Smith's first move on the last image posted, or an avatar.

Drag the user you mention.

"Dumbest man alive", with your headline.

Eat the user you mention.

Emboss the last image posted, or an avatar.

Stamp ew on the last image posted, or an avatar.

Your avatar pulls the executioner's lever on a mentioned user, the last image posted, or yourself.

Put the last image posted, or an avatar, in the expert template.

Press F to pay respects to the last image posted, or an avatar.

The facts book, with your fact in it.

Put the last image posted, or an avatar, in the failure template.

The Fed7 message, with your headline.

The baby's first words... Your text, plus the last image posted or an avatar after a |.

Flip the last image posted, or an avatar, horizontally or vertically.

A random food picture.

It's free real estate. Top text, an optional second line and an optional picture, split by |.

Add the good-food overlay under the last image posted, or an avatar.

Put the last image posted, or an avatar, in the gotta-go template.

Turn the last image posted, or an avatar, grayscale.

A random 4chan greentext.

Put the last image posted, or an avatar, in the grind template.

Stamp grabbing hands on the last image posted, or an avatar.

Shake hands with another user.

Put the last image posted, or an avatar, in the Star Wars home panel.

Trump signs whatever you type into law.

A random Inclusive Or meme.

Invert the colors of the last image posted, or an avatar.

A random JoJo's Bizarre Adventure meme.

Stamp the Joker on the last image posted, or an avatar.

Put the last image posted, or an avatar, in the joy template.

Crush the last image posted, or an avatar, down to needing more JPEG.

Stamp Keanu on the last image posted, or an avatar.

Kidnap the user you mention.

A random landscape picture.

Put the last image posted, or an avatar, in the laugh template.

Lois eyes a giant pill bottle labelled with your text. Mention someone to give Lois their face.

Facebook's "Marked Safe From ___ Today", filled in with what you survived.

Wrap the Minecraft death screen around the last image posted, or an avatar.

Momiji says whatever you type after the command.

Momo says whatever you type after the command.

Put the last image posted, or an avatar, in Nero's grasp.

Put the last image posted, or an avatar, in the Nope template.

Nuke the last image posted, or an avatar.

Stamp the smug painting on the last image posted, or an avatar.

Put the last image posted, or an avatar, in the eat-pant template.

Stamp Pewds on the last image posted, or an avatar.

Pixelate the last image posted, or an avatar.

Put the last image posted, or an avatar, in the police template.

Posterize the last image posted, or an avatar.

Put the pregnant overlay on the last image posted, or an avatar.

Add the prophecy overlay under the last image posted, or an avatar.

A random cade picture.

A random doggo picture.

Put the last image posted, or an avatar, in the religion template.

Add the restored overlay under the last image posted, or an avatar.

Put the JoJo We'll-Be-Right-Back overlay on the last image posted, or an avatar.

Drop a tombstone on the last image posted, or an avatar.

Rotate the last image posted, or an avatar, by any number of degrees.

This is so sad... Can we Insert Text. You pick the text.

Add a sepia tint to the last image posted, or an avatar.

Sharpen the last image posted, or an avatar.

Your own Skyrim skill notification, under the last image posted or a mentioned avatar.

Real Skyrim skill notifications, split by |, under the last image posted or a mentioned avatar.

Slam the last image posted, or an avatar, into the slam template.

Stamp a slav on the last image posted, or an avatar.

Sonic says whatever you type after the command.

Add a faded USSR overlay to the last image posted, or an avatar.

Give an absurd order; the answer is "I serve the Soviet Union".

Wrap the Spider-Man HUD around the last image posted, or an avatar.

Stab the user you mention.

Stamp the JoJo stand photo on the last image posted, or an avatar.

Put the last image posted, or an avatar, in the sunrise template.

Put the last image posted, or an avatar, in the Here's-Johnny template.

Swole Spider-Man says whatever you type after the command.

A random tier list of this server's avatars.

Put the IT'S TIME TO STOP overlay on the last image posted, or an avatar.

Put the To Be Continued sepia overlay on the last image posted, or an avatar.

T-pose on the last image posted, or an avatar.

Put the TRIGGERED banner under the last image posted, or an avatar.

A fake tweet from Slav Bot. Put @User, avatar or any name before a | to tweet as them.

Everyone skips the therapy door and piles through the other one, labelled with your text.

Add the typing notification under the last image posted, or an avatar.

Wrap the Uber overlay around the last image posted, or an avatar.

Put the last image posted, or an avatar, in the useless template.

Put the victory overlay on the last image posted, or an avatar.

Put the last image posted, or an avatar, in the great-view window template.

Rank up to 7 people on the waifu chart: random members, mentions, or recent images (image).

WASTED. Put the GTA wasted screen on the last image posted, or an avatar.

A random wholesome picture.

A random wholesome meme.

Stretch the last image posted, or an avatar, sideways.

Stamp a worker slav on the last image posted, or an avatar.

Add the WTF overlay under the last image posted, or an avatar.

Wrap the WTH overlay around the last image posted, or an avatar.

Put the Dark Souls YOU DIED screen on the last image posted, or an avatar.

A random You See Comrade meme.

Average Fan vs Average Enjoyer. Two labels, split by |.

The two Chernobyl AZ-5 GIFs as one. Mention someone to put their face on the man in glasses.

Cyberpunk 2077 trailer music on the last video posted. Options: fullsong, unmute, a start delay.

Putin deletes you. Drags the last image posted, or an avatar, into the trash.

The Guts Theme on the last video posted. Options: fullsong, unmute, a start delay.

Monke Flip, with the last image or video posted, or an avatar.

Drop the last image posted, or an avatar, into the It's Time To Stop clip.

Drop the last image posted, or an avatar, into the Aw That's Hot clip.

Hey Vsauce, massive legend here. Drops the last image posted, or an avatar, into the clip.

Drop the last image posted, or an avatar, into the What? How? clip.

The base boosted Ali-A intro. Don't know why I made this, or why I saved the whole video. Plz help.

The lyrics to our motherland's anthem.

Bite yourself or another user.

Slavic Bongo Cat, the video. Credit to Nitro.iF on YouTube.

Server count, user-app installs, uptime and ping.

A random cade, in ASCII art.

Give Slav Bot options to choose from.

Replaces spaces with clap emojis.

Sends a random classic copypasta.

Cry by yourself or with another user.

Cuddle yourself or another user.

Dance by yourself or with another user.

A random doggo.

Turns your text into emojipasta, or sends a random one.

Send the owners a suggestion, a bug report, or anything else about the bot.

Ask life's biggest questions.

Hack someone.

Hold hands with yourself or another user.

Hug yourself or another user.

Tells you when you or another user joined the server.

Sends a random kaomoji.

Get a random music key.

Kiss yourself or another user.

Lick yourself or another user.

The lyrics to OUR anthem.

Pat yourself or another user.

Poke yourself or another user.

The link to Slav Bot's subreddit.

Slav Bot repeats your text backwards.

Slav Bot repeats whatever you type. Needs Manage Messages.

This server's name, owner, members, channels, custom emojis and creation date.

Your personal settings: notification DMs, game opt-outs, money guards, display, privacy.

Shoot yourself or another user.

Slap yourself or another user.

Take the Slav Test.

Translates text to spurdo.

Generate a JoJo stand for you or another user, or battle someone with random stands.

An original copypasta found on our Support Server.

The support server, the guides, your settings and the terms, all in one place.

Counts swears per channel, on by default. off turns it off here, server off everywhere.

The bot’s Privacy Policy and Terms of Service.

Slav Bot reads your text aloud as a TTS message. Needs Send TTS Messages.

Urban Dictionary: define a word, or get a random one. Extreme slurs are filtered out.

Take the Weeb Test.

Ask Slav Bot anything. Costs 1 chat token.

Browse an interactive world map (pan & zoom). While a World War is running, each country shows its ruler.

Beat the dealer to 21 without going bust. Play solo, or at a live table with other players.

Hire a bodyguard: nobody can enslave, steal or attack you for a while. Attacking drops it.

What boosting the Slav support server gets you, and whether you have it.

Calamity Cards: the hero gacha. Open packs, chase Legendaries, craft and trade. Guide: !help cc.

Slav Chat: your chat tokens, buy more, or switch it off for yourself.

Collect income from every game at once: World War, Warfare, War Slave and Calamity Cards.

Spin the prize wheel once a day for free tokens. Come back daily to build a streak bonus.

Donate to the Party. Buys favour, and a rest from the wealth tax.

Give tokens to another user. A small tax comes out of the amount you send.

End, reroll or list giveaways (needs Manage Messages). Only bot owners can start one.

What you are close to unlocking: streak medals, vote rewards, shop items, and how to earn the locked ones.

Every token you have earned and spent, newest first.

The Slav Bot dashboard: the main games and your daily earn loop on one card.

Every leaderboard in one place. Pick a board from the menu.

Borrow or lend tokens with interest. Browse the marketplace, post an offer or a request, then repay.

A lottery whose pot splits evenly among everyone who claims a ticket. Hosting is State-only.

Mines: flip safe tiles to climb the multiplier, and cash out before you hit a mine.

What happened to you while you were away, plus the latest bot updates.

The day's front page, with a daily puzzle you can answer for a few tokens.

Show your cross-game profile card (tokens, level, countries, slaves, cards, streak).

Claim back a slice of what you have lost across the gambling games (once a week).

Buy a role in the Slav support server with tokens. Owners add and edit the listings.

Spend tokens on cosmetics and slot machines, with live previews.

Slot machines: the 3×3, a wider 3×5 and the High Roller from the shop. 3+ Slav Girls win free spins.

Sputnik: bet, ride the rocket up, and bail out before it crashes. The whole server rides one rocket.

Your token balance, or someone else's by mention or user ID.

The income tax this server's players have paid, and the latest payments.

Every site you can vote for Slav Bot on. Voting boosts your collect income, and the bonuses stack.

PvP: buy weapons, attack players, loot their tokens and level up. !help warfare for a guide.

Own, trade, marry & steal other members as "slaves" with tokens. !help warslave for a guide.

Whip one of your War Slave slaves. Shorthand for !warslave whip @user.

Report for labour. Work a themed job for tokens on a cooldown.

Renders the world (or a region) with each country tinted a random colour, or filled with its real flag via flags. The live board is !ww map.

World War: one map, every server. Hire citizens, take countries, own them all to win. !help ww for a guide.

Ban a member (or a user ID).

Clear a member’s warnings.

Kick a member.

Time out a member (e.g. 10m, 2h, 1d).

Change your server nickname, or a member's with Manage Nicknames.

Bulk-delete up to 1000 messages in this channel. Skips pinned ones and anything over 14 days old.

Give or remove a member’s role, or swap one role for another (needs Manage Roles).

Unban a user by ID.

Remove a member’s timeout.

Warn a member and log it. From the 3rd warning, they're timed out for an hour.

List a member’s warnings.